I'm a bird

[Snoopy]

I think the grand canyon is just a giant craton.

 

[Aries]

This thread is so poetic

 

[O_o_____Frog____o_0]

The OP is a poet
And he didn't even know it. 

 

[ChaosGolem8511]

Indeed horses are fruit so are whales just they won't let you eat them

I never knew this. 

You should see my frog orchard. Top notch stuff.

Frog orchard? HA! U should see my whale plantation

 

[ChaosGolem8511]

Why is it wearing a bra????

 

[Kissmyaxe]

 

[iiiIiieociIiiiwillferrelliiIii]

Sticky?

 

[ChaosGolem8511]

Do I need a eyeball or a dragon scale for the potion?

A eyeball? A EYEBALL?!?! Do u even grammar bro?

 

[ChaosGolem8511]

Purple pajamas look best when worn by a lesbian.

I would know... *hint hint* *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

 

[ChaosGolem8511]

I once caught a pigeon and ate it. It tasted like chicken.

Actually pigeon tastes like pigeon, believe it or not...

How would u know

 

[ChaosGolem8511]

Roses are red violets are blue

I slept with your mom

Plot twist I am ur mom

 

[Zethryr]

I'm a tequila.

I'll get you drunk.

You'll wake up screwed...

Cuz you're in my trunk.

 

[BobRoss]

Im el chapo

 

[monsterdaddy]

I can't believe this is still going on

 

[RebelOrk]

I can't believe this is still going on

Oh ye of little faith

 

[NinjaFresh]

Ka KaWWWWW

 

[Bonfifi]

I'm a panda. Do not judge me for the golden tone of my fur but the content of the bamboo of which we all eat. Together.

 

[monsterdaddy]

I can't believe this is still going on

Oh ye of little faith

I am not of little faith. Just expected it not to last but I'm now convinced it is not a pointless thread

 

[Zethryr]

I'm a democrat,
Your argument's invalid.
I'll ignore your points,
And compare you to Stalin.

 

[Finite]

Yo this is still active ._. My god.