I'll start off the story and you add the next sentence.

Patterned*

 

However, we found out that KaW wasn't really a game at all, it was.....life......

 

A huge uproar could be heard through the devastating screams as attack build zombie players hyped through the scream and ate them alive.. Now with no one updating Kaw...

 

JUMPED*
SCREEN*

 

People payed more money in xtals to encourage the dead devs to update, however

 

The devs decided instead that they could make more money selling the brown patterned underpants than they could ever make selling xtals, so the KaW zombie addicts wear them to regenerate their armies...

 

And get free Crystals. But these kaw addicts aren't only addicted to KAW, but to

 

see poo in ther pants is bad

 

And then jesus was born dun dun dun

 

And then forumers alike all started a religious flame war

 

THE END .

 

And then tiptoe was killed

 

By dakiller, and dakiller went to jail

 

That wad