I'll start off the story and you add the next sentence.

Said the man in plaid

 

And he pooed chocolate

 

Milk into a cows utter

 

And the cow died and burst into flames

 

So it became a zombie cow

 

And got down

 

Syndrome

 

The end

 

-sips for you-

 

Of his life

 

Retard unblock me

 

He ate women

 

A man walked into a barber shop and asked for Shampagne. Heh. See what I did there?

 

Okay. That was bad. Sorry.

 

It ended I'm starting it again!
So a women is walking down Lincoln road in two in the morning...

 

When she is violently violated

 

The stray male dog she saw strolling happily towards her

 

Jumped up and humped her leg

 

She died from the vicious leg humping

 

Then a Dog ate her