I'll start off the story and you add the next sentence.

He teabagged someone

 

That guy died

 

And became a zombie.

 

The zombies started tea bagging everyone to death and all the dead people became zombies who'd teabag others to death.

 

People died

 

laughing. Maybe if that tall lady wearing the fruit hat hadn't .......

 

Asked a dirty man what a tea bag was

 

None of this tea-bagging would have happened.

 

And then potato, next

 

But now every one is tea bagging zombies

 

Day, tea bagged someone else who

 

Ate a pillow

 

One day a zombie the bagged another zombie and curred him.

 

Then the cured man started to molest the female zombies which cured them but he didn't stop just because they were cured and then he tea bagged them and they died and became zombies.

 

Then a creepy old man watched in the distance

 

And whacked the ole snagga whilst..

 

...whilst Jesus rode off into the sunset on a magnificent silver unicorn

 

Then Zeus comes along and goes ," oh no you didn't mama g! Ima smack you back in there til yo fix dat hose!"

 

So he picked his nose n said

 

Yippee Ki Yay.... You know the rest