I'll start off the story and you add the next sentence.

Big momma saw everything

 

Then a tiger jumped on big momma

 

And big mama rap** it's little ars*

 

So it had a very sore ass

 

And it's buttcheeks became stuck together by a mysterious substance

 

Which the tiger licks clean

 

But the buttcheeks were still stuck for some odd reason....

 

so he applied nail polish remover and...

 

Nothing happened

 

He decided to commit suicide

 

And frogg tea bagged him

 

So the man came back as a ghost to haunt frogg

 

And full potato won the full potato.

 

And later died

 

With a plate full of bacon.

 

And the bacon exploded

 

So the man's bestfriend brought him some bacon, and found him dead , and made roses out of bacon and brought them to his casket.

 

Then died

 

But then the man came back a a zombie