I'll start off the story and you add the next sentence.

Who got a lottery ticket

 

He won and

 

Spontaneously combusted

 

But lived the fiery inferno

 

And ran to the store

 

To get some munchies because he was blazed.

 

Were he was brutally ticked to death

 

And returned as apheriun

 

Just as the story ended

 

And a new one began with Evil being molested by llamas.

 

Evil really enjoyed and....

 

Asked for more

 

So once upon a time, there was a man named Bob

 

Bob was gay

 

Bob died from a freak accident with bricks falling on his skull

 

So his kids became brick haters and destroyed every brick in the world.

 

Which started WW3

 

Hitler resurrected and killed everyone

 

So seal team 6 was sent in