I'll start off the story and you add the next sentence.

That poor shell enshrouded protein never stood a chance! So it summoned its most powerful ally : the S'more!

 

You post had no relevance to what i said. Nice going, you ruined the story.

 

Lol " busted a nut" pun. Totally relevant if you see it.

 

Not literally busting nuts bro.

 

Roxanne , havering had enough goo and peanut shells for the night declined all s'mores and proceeded to remove her wig .

 

Oh damn! Roxanne was a Rocky all along!

 

Fred the Flintstone rolls up to the scene and tells Roxanne that he "Can make her bed rock"

 

I think Moose is going to send this thread to ff (Where threads go to die)

 

Blew it away because no one like xbone.

 

Sony bought Microsoft

 

And the Xbox became stupid

 

After the ps4 passed its Mensa entrance exam . .

 

So the PC gaming master race finally had enough slaves.

 

Meanwhile riots spread through

 

Gary, Indiana. So many people had changed their......

 

Take a ride on their ponies to bacon land to get.....

 

Bacon swords and fight off the filthy casuals.