I'll start off the story and you add the next sentence.

1111's friend turns out the be the little girl at the park

 

That was picked up in the van an traumatized

 

Over and over again by a dog.

 

Because she was mental

 

And then the next night was upon Full Potato.

 

Because any other veggie would have fallen from the orifice unimpeded by taught clenching muscles .

 

Wearing high heals ... 

 

The high heels were so pointy

 

They poked eyeballs out so

 

naturally they were used as a weapon

 

To fap

 

Like trees

 

Wait... Isn't this like my forum game,"Never Ending Story"?

 

Which I was told to take it down sadly...

 

Suddenly a major face palm appeared to encourage the Never Ending Story to get back on track and was immediately resumed by this person 

 

(Dead silence) well that sucks, I guess it's just gonna stay dead

 

Then the Viagra kicked in and the tables were turned!

 

Roxanne, you don't have to turn on the red light.

 

Roxanne looked back demurely and said...
I love Christmas lights! And the red ones were 5 bucks at the Home Depot! Let's do this !!! ( snaps on the latex gloves and grabs the spatula .....)

 

A fat bearded black man pulls up in is caddy and steps out. Takes a look at Roxanne and busts a nut.