I'll start off the story and you add the next sentence.

I was the damn baby. **** you sire. I rule you like Silver rules Cyndi, like Oli rules Deni, and like Jesus rules YOUR MOM.

Jester

 

I'm alive

 

No you aren't

 

And you are?

 

The only human alive

 

Except kate upton

 

Hmm this thread has been derailed. Better gets mod to lock it

 

But I'm still alive does that mean I'm Kate upton?

 

Your mom

 

Is so big

 

That she lost 200 pounds

 

And still weighs 300!

 

Because she is a building

 

That's got the body of the Eiffel Tower

 

And the soul of a Brooklyn Slum

 

And a grundle of an 80yr old man

 

And a chainsaw

 

The end

 

Used to chop up illegal immigrants

 

who lived