I'll start off the story and you add the next sentence.

Currently awaiting deportation

 

Still trying to wash the spunk out of the curtains

 

As he eats his new wife

 

His cousin walls in and says

 

*walks

 

"WHERE MY KFC?!!!"

 

Sorry i ate it ,but my new wife has sone spare ribs going if u fancy it

 

Some*

 

He throws the spare ribs at his new wife and tells her to come back when she has a bucket… A KGC bucket

 

KFC*

 

Then the wife dies when choking on the spare ribs that he threw so the husband

 

Pauses....dances a little then hits the town on the look out for a new wife

 

Thats smell funny and

 

Is really a man

 

But has a cross dressing fetish along with a troll fetish

 

Then Balto came back

 

And he stank of ****

 

Wolf stuff

 

A dog by the name of Maggie came