Cynder - because this war is a joke, so you gotta have a chuckle about it! All fun and games until somebody cries and resets.
Foxey-Roxey. That was very unpleasant, uncalled for, and unreasonable to speak of that way towards Fox. She has been nothing less than pleasant with others with execptions of when she has to be defensive. To speak such of a way about her family and herself is an uneffective means of trolling. No tack, taste, or creativity. And beware of Fox, her tongue is sharper than most.
Oh haha Much like children sleeping I put my thumb and my mouth. So mouth = bhole. Thanks to you, valiant night.
Ralphie, you're a pure spy. With all due respect I don't bother with them in war either. They're of no consequence outside a strip, and only when they're potted big. Invulnerable to 1/2 of all attacks kinda makes you a hard target, and also makes you not as effective in combat. It's foolproof, sure. Where's the fun in all that?
Fox, you didn't just say you beat thunder clan in a war did you? My guy Jesus beat them alone. You needed a clan?
I once fought to defend Thunderclan. I role played as a KAW player defending Thunderclan. It was orgasmic.