I saw a...

Then opened my curtains and realized... it wasn't a dream

 

Once I realized it wasn't a dream, I had the biggest smile on my face. My fantasy finally came to life and I no longer had to live my old, boring, stressed life

 

And I volunteered as tribute for

 

The anti-death rat force which

 

Were building up their forces in the metro tunnels

 

To dig up houses, stripping people naked

 

Then watch then scramble to find clothes.

 

and peanut butter

 

And then I ordered all of society into factions...

 

And I started hunting rabbit

 

Naked, running around, while screaming my lungs out

 

To the song "I love pina collada "

 

Then I had to catch a flight to Denver

 

And work in a

 

traphouse with a

 

Raging wood

 

And a dragon.

 

I saw a monster eating icecream

 

Wearing an eyepatch

 

While pretending to be a princess