I saw a...

And then someone took it to the circus

 

To ride a human and...

 

Grind him with his giant horse cucumber, that he fell on earlier

 

The end.

 

I saw a octopus disguised as a dad

 

And then i saw a cat in..

 

An Aston Martin db7

 

With no wheel

 

And the military captured it

 

So then I attempted to...

 

Flirt with the guard at the local military compound so I could retrieve the car and my

 

Money. But then he asked me "Why do you want the car?"

 

"So I can transport the people I kidnap easier", I replied stiffly.

 

Though I did not know at the time I was having a mental argument with myself as I suffered from schizophrenia.

 

And I saw pink butterflies, blood red daisies, chocolatey crumpets, and realised I was in a vat of rejected Lucky Charms cereal shapes !

 

The guard then asked: "Why would you want to transport 'kidnapped' people?"

 

"So I can sell them on eBay", I reply patiently

 

Then barack obama parachutes in with al capone and shoot the guard with a pineapple.

 

And invites me on to his helicopter and invites me to come home to his house so he can help me sell them on eBay

 

Unfortunately, North Koreans shoot down the chopper, and as you crawl out of the wreckage, Kim Jong Il marches up with a horde of...