I saw a...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nathan_WINNING, Mar 27, 2015.

  1. Girl fight over me....
     
  2. They must have been desperate because...
     
  3. They ran out of nutella
     
  4. Now there using a chocolate "alternative "
     
  5. The end

    I saw a man wearing a suit
     
  6. And Armani sunglasses in the
     
  7. Hot sun at the local beach....
     
  8. And then I went surfboarding
     
  9. With My Friends.
     
  10. And then we brought icecream
     
  11. Made from midget spittle
     
  12. And then we decided to shop lift a near by store. We chose
     
  13. to poop on the counted
     
  14. Cans of soup and the owner called the police on us
     
  15. So,I ran to
     
  16. The policeman and asked...
     
  17. Is pooping allowed during a shoplift?
     
  18. And he threw me in the slammer
     
  19. But i escaped... Hauntingly
     
  20. And went down and sat in a park feeding birds