I saw a...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nathan_WINNING, Mar 27, 2015.

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  1. I saw a homeless man named rich. Isn't that terrible.

    I saw a man with one eye, in a 3-D movie.

    I saw a blind man get hit by a train. He didn't see it in the pouring rain. He didn't hear me say look out for the train.... Cause I didn't say anything.

    -bo burnham
     
    #41 JWB, Mar 27, 2015
  2. I wept at his funeral then i
     
    #42 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 27, 2015
  3. laughed at
     
    #43 Hobo_Clown, Mar 27, 2015
  4. The girl next to me cried
     
    #44 lIIllIIlIIl_VMA_27_lllIlIIlIIl, Mar 27, 2015
  5. Because some one
     
    #45 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 27, 2015
  6. Was standing behind her
     
    #46 QWE_INVOKER_QWE, Mar 27, 2015
  7. bought a 1981 De Lorean DMC-12(Google it)...
     
    #47 Hobo_Clown, Mar 27, 2015
  8. Then I wrecked it after i
     
    #48 XxXbatdogXxX, Mar 27, 2015
  9. Went on a date with your mom.
     
    #49 Majoras_Mask, Mar 27, 2015
  10. She promised me a good time in
     
    #50 QWE_INVOKER_QWE, Mar 28, 2015
  11. Rehab but it turns out the orderlies wanted nothing more than to drug me up and force me to sleep all day.
     
    #51 Your_Karma_Bill_Is_Due_Nooblet, Mar 28, 2015
  12. I saw karma wake up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney (yes, he had a robe on so he was not naked.)
     
    #52 MerlinsBeard, Mar 28, 2015
  13. Then Martha Stewart walked in...
     
    #53 Vi0LENT, Mar 28, 2015
  14. And then I plunged into.
     
    #54 Majoras_Mask, Mar 28, 2015
  15. a lecture on making the Perfect pie crust
     
    #55 Your_Karma_Bill_Is_Due_Nooblet, Mar 28, 2015
  16. But I abused this new knowledge and made a sweet sweet apple pie
     
    #56 BARF, Mar 28, 2015
  17. But it was to sweet.
     
    #57 Psychosis, Mar 28, 2015
  18. It made me cringe

    Just like your grammar
     
    #58 RebelOrk, Mar 28, 2015
  19. I was then diagnosed with diabetes. I commuted suicide 3 days later due to my inability to eat sweet, sugary goodness.
     
    #59 TERRA, Mar 28, 2015
  20. But you were brought back to life
     
    #60 RebelOrk, Mar 28, 2015
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