I saw a...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Nathan_WINNING, Mar 27, 2015.

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  1. I awoke in the hospital bed I walked into a closest and got dressed as a doctor a nurse asked me if I was ready to perform nipple surgery on thetwister grandma the first tool I grabbed was a.
     
    #461 Majoras_Mask, Apr 24, 2015
  2. Blowtorch.
     
    #462 -Narwhal, Apr 25, 2015
  3. But then decided a chainsaw was better. So I proceeded to use the chainsaw to...
     
    #463 FIGURE8, Apr 25, 2015
  4. Kill him as my grandpa is a bad person. The end.
     
    #464 Silver_Wolf894, Apr 25, 2015
  5. But as soon as I started using the chainsaw on the twister's grandma, major masks grandpa climbed onto me and started thrusting me back and forth for 2 hours straight...
     
    #465 -lIlI_VIKTORIOUS_IllI-, Apr 25, 2015
  6. And then I died. The end!
     
    #466 Silver_Wolf894, Apr 25, 2015
  7. I saw a chicken crossing the road....
     
    #467 Silver_Wolf894, Apr 25, 2015
  8. Nah it was just an app called crossy road.
     
    #468 xXx-Falcone-xXx, Apr 25, 2015
  9. Majoras_Mask's grandpa spent several hours on this app called crossy road. It's nothing what the name sounds like. It's an 18+ app where the more you shake your phone, the more juice comes out...and for all u dirty minded people, by juice I obviously mean the phone's battery
     
    #469 -lIlI_VIKTORIOUS_IllI-, Apr 25, 2015
  10. Grandpa decided to play multiplayer with thetwister grandma grandma shook grandpa phone as hard as she could until it exploded with fire and pleasure they woke up in a.
     
    #470 Majoras_Mask, Apr 25, 2015
  11. Horse
     
    #471 Jackson, Apr 26, 2015
  12. Footlong.
     
    #472 Majoras_Mask, Apr 26, 2015
  13. Cheddar mess
     
    #473 -HELLBOY-, Apr 26, 2015
  14. The end.
     
    #474 Ice_Hawk, Apr 26, 2015
  15. Best story i r8 8/8 m8
     
    #475 Ice_Hawk, Apr 26, 2015
  16. There once was a boy named...
     
    #476 -Narwhal, Apr 26, 2015
  17. Majoras_Mask's grandpa Eric
     
    #477 -lIlI_VIKTORIOUS_IllI-, Apr 26, 2015
  18. boring. What a waste of time just buy a book, drink a beer or do some sport. But dont post this crap
     
    #478 Eulji-Mundeok, Apr 26, 2015
  19. Pink horse
     
    #479 Jackson, Apr 26, 2015
  20. It was moist and hairy.
     
    #480 Majoras_Mask, Apr 26, 2015
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