"You are awfully under-informed about the holiday creatures santa." cupid frowned at me as he rubbed soothing circles on the Easter Bunny's back. "Oh shut up." i said irritated, "Ive only been on the job for four months."
This time it was cupid that fluttered his hands and told me... "Bunny id married to that Tooth Fairy *****." he suddenly looked vexed. "She's refusing to divorce Bunny." Like i gave a ****... "Why are you in my house...? In my bedroom?" my hand was inching towards my laser sword. I really hated cupid. He always set me up with the most stupidest freaks.
"Well you see my dear... You've been made Santa only recently. So you're at thr bottom of the hierarchy." he shrugged good naturedly. I really wnated to punch him now.
"But Santas are supposed to be merry!!! Piped up the Easter Bunny suddenly. "Cheer up mate. HO HO HO n all that!" He grinned at me and i lunged for him. "Dont call me a ho!!!" i punched him as hard as i could on the jaw and a tooth flew out of his mouth followed by a waddle of spit and blood.
"The Tooth Fairy at your service. We exchange your tooth for a single gold coin and..." She stopped suddenly in the middle of her tirade and glanced around at the people in the room. "What's going on?"
I was surprised to see that the tooth fairy was a very pretty red head. Cupid and the Easter Bunny looked at each other, stricken. "This should be intetesting." i snickered and sat down on a chest of drawers.
What happened next was both shocking and extremely funny... The Tooth Fairy, having realised what was going on went into a fit of rage and hooked up the Easter Bunny to hos own egg making machine. there she watched slowly, shouting curses at him all the while, as the Easter Bunny was forced to eat easter egg upon easter egg. This went on for quite some time, til the Tooth Fairy decided to go after Cupid. He was of course holed up in Olympus hiding behind Aphrodite, his mother and Psyche, his on again, off again girlfriend. Psyche and Aphrodite managed to convice the Tooth Fairy to leave cupid be and returned to torture the Easter Bunny.
When she got there, she realised the Easter Bunny was dead. He had choked on one of his own easter eggs and perished... Sad ending to a sad life...
Yeah reggy... I figured i hadnt 'killed' anyone in a long time... Besides... I didnt get any easter eggs... And i hate cupid.