I Ate My Cat

Cats don't exist.

 

So does it taste like chicken? I can't believe no one has yet to ask this question

 

A human being dressed up as the fictional creature called "cat".

 

You got cat cocktail, cat gumbo, cat fried rice, cat casserole, cat and grits, cat foo yung, cat and beans..........General Tso's cat, sesame cat, Kung po cat........very versatile protein.

But those dudes in the pic Willie.........Teh Ghey.

 

Willy, let me go ahead and say it. You're a savage bro.

 

So all that food for your pet you buy for its lifetime is basically just to fatten it up?

 

Prob would of shot my brother in revenge then ate him instead

 

If eating cat is what we are calling it now days, I suppose I eat cat all the time too. My wife loves it. She usually screams for more.

 

Lol 

 

You can't beat a bit cat that's gushing in juices all over your face 

 

Lmao. I mean... Noooooo i love cats ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一⊙﹏⊙

 

If they know it was their cat they ate it could fall under child abuse for making them eat an animal they loved in a few states it's illegal to even eat a cat or at least if your in the USA.

 

Either way kids eating it I feel was a bit far other then that it's kinda funny lol

 

At least it died painlessly. And you didn't waste the body.

 

Feed it
Fatten it
Shoot it
Eat it
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@willy, have you been binge watching too many survival shows in discovery channel? Those guys would sell their soul for some yummy cat after a week of starving