I Ate My Cat

:lol: that feel when you eat your cat while you're drunk

 

And stop feeding it Twinkies. Holy canollie

 

Lasagna?

 

Yep. It's gotta be all the saturated fat in the lasagna

 

Hope your joking about forcing kids to eat it...

 

You can't just eat and animal that deads for whatever reason that's a good way to get sick.

 

What did I just read

 

iDontLift never used to get trolled like this...

 

Hardest ive laughed all day, thanks willy!

 

@cheese

That's a big cat that maybe weighs 20 pounds, but I doubt it has 20 pounds of meat on it. It ain't a cow or a tuna.

 

It's half her size, and she weighs at least 150 lbs

 

Ummm

 

What the fast xD this is a strange mix of disturbing, funny and concerning at the same time :lol: :|

 

Lol Willy at the sweet fondue pic...I'd hit that two times

 

Umm, the world record for heaviest house cat is a Russian cat the weighed 50lbs. No way that cat she's holding weighs any more than 30 lbs.

Got any more BS to tell us?

 

Sure. There's a city near where I grew up that suddenly found their stray dog problem had ended. The dogs were disappearing, but nobody knew where, not even the animal shelter.

Finally they figured out that in the recent years, a large number of Vietnamese migrants had moved to the city.

After some time, they figured out that the migrants were eating the strays, as it's a common thing for them to eat in their native country. Eventually, they had to outlaw the eating of dogs.

 

Please send cat jerky!