i came up with mine after some.........problems, you see, this was the name i chose because of someone and i actually kept it after a bit cuz i liked it
Strawb3tty Then pretend to be strawb3rry's wife and make a huge fuss all over forums with #GODLOVESGAYS
Me alone is as good as a pack of wolves (plus a similar name) and balto573 was taken...by me...and now a imposter has that name.
Shrek came to me. Flying through endless realms of evil just to reach me. He then gave me the the donut of destiny.. which i ate. This donut created an aura which almost rendered me immobile, the aura slowly moved away from me as i gained my mobility back. Suddenly i woke up in my room. Shreks footprints were on the carpet.. i follow them, they led me downstairs into the kitchen and too the biscuit tin.. i opened the biscuit tin slowly, not knowing what to expect. It was empty. I sat at the table confused. Shrek must have left some clue behind. I open the draw which i also store biscuits when the tin is full. A small note was in it... "Dear admirer, you must use the following as the password to the safe inside the evil realm stronghold where a corrupt shrek dwells. You must defeat him. Password: 1274 " The following night i fall asleep and enter a strange dark place. I assume it was the realm of evil, i approach a large gate. A small screen asks for the password which i remember from shreks notes. As the gates open, in the distance i see the corrupt shrek, since i was dreaming i turned into a squirtle and charged at him. My shell slams into the corrupted shrek knocking him clean out. I defeated him. As begin to leave the realm i notice shreks corpse starting to evaporate.. leaving behind a faint message - "AV_ll-MiNT-ll_AV". The following day i decide to use this useless message as my kaw name.