How to obtain a girlfriend

This is a dictatorship, stop voting

 

Lmao reaper

 

Hellllo Princess here.

I do as I please.

 

We're on an island? Man I need to stop smoking

 

A princess? Great, I volunteer you to test my firing squad's marksmanship out.

 

Princess I humbly ask you to test out every man in the kingdom's Stamina. It's crucial to our survival

 

Only if I get to shoot first. And I assure you I'm an Ace.


That's disgusting Kitty Litter

 

^ :lol:

 

@Scoop

 

What do you mean your majesty?

 

I could careless about your survival. dog eat dog world.

Ask your sister. I am sure she will oblige.

 

Fine. I'll go jump rope with her.... geez

 

You already marooned his sister for asking to be a princess .-.

 

O I can't jump rope anyways I'm a clutz. Terrible injuries will shortly follow.


Well then he shall go visit silly. Gosh such simple answers

 

You also burned all our boats

 

Bad princess

 

Stop trying to roleplay me! I'm not that kinda girl!

 

Last Friday disagrees with that statement

 

I don't remember last Friday. Impression was not made it appears.

 

I didn't think you'd remember...you hit the floor pretty hard