How to obtain a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014.

  1. Give me the fur and heart and you got a deal.
     
  2. Deal. I'll ship them too you first thing in the morninh
     
  3. Damn, I hope she dropped from the eb.
     
  4. But comly, what happens if she has bad stats, or even worse…bad enchantment odds? O.O
     
  5. Can I trade three ball gags for destiny's posting rights?
     
  6. Why would we want that?
     
  7. You could always just show her how much you love her by covering her in a large black garbage bag, and bringing her back to your humble abode.
     
  8. Fine fine, I offer 17 Russian goats, 4 geese, 3 penguins, and a large Irish potato for ashes.
     
  9. Are the geese and penguins russian, too?
     
  10. Putting me in a tight spot, Rikki.

    Make it 20 russian goats and you have a deal.
     
  11. Done, now hand over ashes
     
  12. Here.

    By the way, dont let him get hungry.

    He's not him when he's hungry.
     
  13. I have a large supply of snickers bars.
     
  14. spelt my name wrong aly. :roll:

    Well the devs gave us crap equipment anyway, what's the difference?