How to obtain a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Thanks seven I followed you advice and am now the proud owner of a new car!! Who needs women anyways..
     
    #381 Jsmed, Jul 20, 2014
  2. Who taking it serious I just have a dry humor, you simple minded wiper of other people's bottoms
     
    #382 Dionise_-Murph, Jul 20, 2014
  3. Support
     
    #383 It_Burns_When_I_PVP, Jul 20, 2014
  4. Stop bumping this damn thread 
     
    #384 Saint-14, Jul 20, 2014
  5. Stop everyone knows to get a girlfriend you hire her as your ally this gives you rights to flirt with her and be jealous of any other tool ermm I mean male that flirts. You also must overprice her to show everyone how much you care for her. Then you must hire her crappy allies that nobody in their right mind wants, let her into clans she is understat for, seal in HTE clans for her or share your items in HTE with her. Finally you must defend her honor in brutal off system combat! That is how it's done.
     
    #385 Stitch456, Jul 26, 2014
  6. That's how to obtain herpes chaos, not a girlfriend
     
    #386 Rikkimaru, Jul 26, 2014
  7. I'd suggest getting off you phone might be a good start
     
    #387 Mossy71, Jul 26, 2014
  8. ^Excuse me sir?
     
    #388 Saint-14, Jul 26, 2014
  9. Hmm just read all 38 pages, killed a good deal of time going home from work, only question that remains is...







    What can I get for 20 beavers?
     
    #389 Boba-Fett, Jul 26, 2014
  10. A really big dam
     
    #390 Mossy71, Jul 26, 2014
  11. FlameCougar plays KaW and is a girl.

    But I know what you will say.

    She is a flaming female cougar.
     
    #391 Reid, Jul 26, 2014
  12. Geek
     
    #392 I-THE-SLEEPER-I, Jul 26, 2014
  13. This is literally the best thing ever
     
    #393 OmegaINFINITY, Jul 26, 2014
  14. Are you ******* kidding me Boba you seriously think anyone wants your beavers? Keep cheap things like that outta here. Goats only.
     
    #394 Saint-14, Jul 26, 2014
  15. And llamas and penguins and rolls of cheese (all russian btw).
     
    #395 AmericanChurro, Jul 26, 2014
  16. ^also unacceptable
     
    #396 Saint-14, Jul 26, 2014
  17. Wth? Someone paid 14 Russian llamas for me!
     
    #397 AmericanChurro, Jul 26, 2014
  18. Then your father must have thought of you as worthless
     
    #398 Saint-14, Jul 26, 2014
  19. -.- You're worth half a beaver.
     
    #399 AmericanChurro, Jul 26, 2014
  20. Excuse me but saltyfeet tried paying 27.3 goats for me. The only reason he didn't go through with it is because I won't stop pouring honey on my body.
     
    #400 Saint-14, Jul 26, 2014
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