How to obtain a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Should I be expecting my salty foot in the mail soon? I already shipped the 4.3 goat
     
    #21 Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014
  2. Allow 4 to 8 business week for your saltyfoot.
     
    #22 Iz, Jul 19, 2014
  3. How to Obtain A Girfriend? (revised)

    Step 1. Quit playing KAW
    Step 2. Stop being a TOOL
    Step 3. get a life ....a "REAL" life

    ...good luck! ️
     
    #23 MTLB_XXIXIIXIXXIX_MTLB, Jul 19, 2014
  4. #mailorderbridesforgoatsftw
     
    #24 AshesOfEden, Jul 19, 2014
  5. Real life is scary.
     
    #25 Iz, Jul 19, 2014
  6. first thread in awhile where I actually laughed
     
    #26 Jon12345678910, Jul 19, 2014

  7. Russian goats are cheaper. And WAY more nuclear.
     
    #27 -WillyTheDeuce-, Jul 19, 2014
  8. Nyet. No Russian goat. You want Russian potato.
     
    #28 Iz, Jul 19, 2014
  9. Russian potato? Fruit you pull from dirt?

    They call that "Gay Cousin Viktor" in Russia.
     
    #29 -WillyTheDeuce-, Jul 19, 2014
  10. How many goats am I worth?
     
    #30 AmericanChurro, Jul 19, 2014
  11. [​IMG]

    How about a Russian puppy?.... And I throw in a Putin...



    I said Putin... Not Poutine!.. Damn Canadians..
     
    #31 AshesOfEden, Jul 19, 2014
  12. 14 Llamas Alcyone.. 14 Russian Llamas..
     
    #32 AshesOfEden, Jul 19, 2014
  13. …Is that good or bad?
     
    #33 AmericanChurro, Jul 19, 2014
  14. What about me? I bet I worth many goat and potato combined.
     
    #34 Iz, Jul 19, 2014
  15. Wait a minute…

    Well, screw you, too.
     
    #35 AmericanChurro, Jul 19, 2014
  16. Very good Alcyone... Way more than the going rate in Uzbekistan
     
    #36 AshesOfEden, Jul 19, 2014
  17. Once I have used or sold the last of my honey in the vat, is molasses an appropriate substitute? The only other thing I have is hot sauce 
     
    #37 JohnWick, Jul 19, 2014

  18. Depends. On how much of an investment you Putin.
     
    #38 -WillyTheDeuce-, Jul 19, 2014
  19. What does saltyfeets got to do with this?
     
    #39 saltyfeet, Jul 19, 2014
  20. I sold you to seven for 4.3 goat. Amazing deal.
     
    #40 Iz, Jul 19, 2014
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