How to obtain a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014.

  1. This is a lie, right now women go for around a horse and a goose.
     
  2. Azzaro's going rate is one Gerbil and two Hamsters
     
  3. Cherry run away. QUICK
     
  4. I'll trade this goat for anyone(he's useless)
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  5. Ill give you 2 chickens and a wheel of cheese for the goat
     
  6. 2 chickens and a potato and it's a deal

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    I also have this goat. Warning: The goat gets high most of the time
     
  7. @Cherry, no, the women have no say in how they're traded.
     
  8. woIfie up for grabs . 1 worm and hes yours
     
  9. One fail troll for FREE.

    Actually I'll pay you to take the thing.
     
  10. My girlfriend likes to do this thing where dresses up like herself and acts like a total *****
     
  11. Why post then lol ^
     
  12. there is no hire/ buying price put up for the wannabe hoodrat because tread with trepidation you will lose all your money cause it self destructs at the flick of a button aka reset when it cant handle pressure
     
  13. lol thats so funny
     
  14. IMA hood rat yo.

    Yes I reset on my owner two months ago.
    Blah blah
    Old news. Yawn.
     
  15. pressure / inc
     
  16. Reset quicker/easier than a strip. Stop derailing this thread
     
  17. I'll give you 1 Llama for roni, Boots. I'll drop her off in the desert
     
  18. lol yes but its more couragious to fight back instead of run .
     
  19. Triksy all yours in the exchange for 2 worms