How to obtain a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Yes
     
    #281 Rikkimaru, Jul 19, 2014
  2. Then no. Potato is worthless
     
    #282 Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014
  3. Then five wheels of cheesy and 2 goats
     
    #283 Rikkimaru, Jul 19, 2014
  4. I only have 5 goats but her father says she's worth 7 but I'm holding my ground. Advice?
     
    #284 Hypnotic-Octoworm, Jul 19, 2014
  5. Offer one of your chickens.
     
    #285 AmericanChurro, Jul 19, 2014
  6. 5 goats and chicken just for the girl?!
     
    #286 Hypnotic-Octoworm, Jul 19, 2014
  7. Sounds like a good deal, Octo. Go for it
     
    #287 Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014
  8. Add a chicken, and a wheel of cheese octo, you'll get it
     
    #288 Rikkimaru, Jul 19, 2014
  9. Alright I'll try 5 goats and a chicken, thanks for the advice seven and alc. And ok Rikki if that doesn't work ill add in a wheel or cheese to get it, that's usually a catch
     
    #289 Hypnotic-Octoworm, Jul 19, 2014
  10. Rikki is trying to rip you off. Rikki's daughter is worth only like 2.5 goat
     
    #290 Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014
  11. Seriously Rikki?! I honestly trusted you! Thanks for telling me Seven.
     
    #291 Hypnotic-Octoworm, Jul 19, 2014
  12. Ill do 3 goats and a horn for the girl
     
    #292 Hypnotic-Octoworm, Jul 19, 2014
  13. I would only ever use meerkats to exchange for a wife. Using anything else is courting disaster. Also I personally rate maple syrup over honey. It has a better moisturising property.
     
    #293 Rampage, Jul 19, 2014
  14. Thoughts on his claim^^
     
    #294 Hypnotic-Octoworm, Jul 19, 2014
  15. What can I get with a Reindeer with a birth defect?
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    #295 Reindeer, Jul 19, 2014
  16. I'll give you 0.5 of a girl. Torso only.
     
    #296 Rikkimaru, Jul 19, 2014
  17. Reindeer... Take it
     
    #297 Hypnotic-Octoworm, Jul 19, 2014
  18. What about torso and waist.
     
    #298 Reindeer, Jul 19, 2014
  19. 3.7 potato deal
     
    #299 Saint-14, Jul 19, 2014
  20. How many potatoes does a birth defected reindeer get?
     
    #300 Reindeer, Jul 19, 2014
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