I just wanted to say that this is one of the best guides I have ever read. Well done. BUUUUT too bad I'm not going to follow any of that advice. Soz.
But one remark on structure, my English teacher used to say this to me, (she was hot ) that a topic should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover what's needed, but short enough to make it interesting. I think this thread was the perfect length and I think was very helpful.
Nice Job!