In that case god is a creep too, (minus the sneaking in and eating your food) yet parents teach kids to praise him from the very beginning of their cognitive growth
Kill your victim cleanly (no blood) Clean up the scene, remove any traces of the killing and any traces that you were there. While killing, wear a hoodie a mask and gloves, just in case there's a hidden camera that is watching you. Keep your whole body covered so people can't see any discernible marks. Once the killing is done, stick the body in a bag. Drive to the far end of the nearest desert. Find a cactus. Dig a hole under that cactus that's nine feet deep. Bury the body in that hole. Drive back.
1-Kill person 2-Cut person open in tub to drain blood 3-Clean tub 4-Get 50lb plate weight 5-Bring body n weight on a boat to deep ocean or sea 6-Dump
Actually, hiding a dead body is illegal in most places, including the U.S. and Canada. So technically your thread is instructing people how to commit a crime. I'd say Melissa has the stronger case here. BTW, it's your thread, not your forum.
This thread is not really 9 plus material regardless of whether it's meant in fun or not. Secondly you can't toss people off your thread for disagreeing with you. Melissa has a right to her opinion just like you do. This topic in its entirety is morbid, hiding a dead body would insinuate that you first had to kill someone which I hope none of you people are stupid enough to do. I'm going to shut this thread down as it seems to be generating mostly negativity and flaming/derailing