How to get rid of noobs

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Original_SwordMaster, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Do you want those noobs who sit there by your pool to go away? Do you hate spending cash on those anti-noob sprays? NOW THERES A TOTALLY FREE WAY TO DO THIS!
    1.) Ask them to get up.
    2.) throw blank, wrinkled paper into pool
    3.) tell them that its the "Castle Code"
    4.) inform them that they must sniff () it to know it
    5.) watch them jump into the pool and drown themselves!
    6.) disose of the bodies
    7.) farm them because they wont be back!
     
  2. also works with blondes but replace paper with mirror
     
  3. The way to get rid of noobs is to help them not be a noob. Also new people join every day -.-