Well its thursday and those poor eggshausted eggs must be tired. So out of consideration I am going to be kind. And sing them a Lullaby. Ok I apologise for the bad singing in advance. Not my thing really but think frozen and you will get the idea. I am feeling hungry tonight Got a hankering for greens Had my peas and Brussel sprouts And my favourite, I've had eggs My stomachs churning with this swollen storm inside Can't keep it in even if I tried And now I don't know what to do Should I stay here or get a clue Cos I've got gas It needs to pass From out my dress Let one go, let one go Let one go, let one go can't hold it in anymore. Let one go let one go Let one go, let one go Just push and give it what for. I dont care What they're going to say I will rumble on. My stinking green cloud now Is spreading through the air. And if you get a whiff You'd better kneel and say a prayer And I have just one thought as I rush to the loo Now I'm touching cloth Hope I don't follow through Let one go, let one go Let one go, let one go It'll rise like the break of wind. Let one go, let one go Let one go, let one go These perfect pants must be binned Here I stand Pumping night and day Let the butthurt rage on The smell never bothered me anyway. With credit to nick l'mao for an awesome parody that seems to fit the omelettes perfectly with a slight tweak. Oh the update. More and more omets coming out of the woodwork. I wonder how many of them it will take to deal with one kingdom. Personally, I'm betting on all of them being needed. But must thank them for the choice of targets. Well when they aren't self pinning on ebs too scared to pop their heads up Geez I'm so stretched on my resources here I even did an eb because I'm so bored with the fairies. Please, please hit back. Make my 365 days fun. Actually don't worry I'm sure I can invent ways of making it fun. sweet dreams omelettes Oh and shhhh. Only 354 days to go. Have fun.