How to be Successful (Revised Edition)

It's a forum warrior alt?

 

How could this account be an alt if I have no other accounts?

 

My god...... Just stop before you get diagnosed with severe brain damage.

 

Anyone shush. Cheese ur a alt be quiet. 

 

@ Anyone,

You like how I'm walking him down a path toward self-humiliation?

 

Alt means "alternate." Alternate to what?

 

To ur stinking main that ur hiding.

 

What main?

 

U have a main don't be dumb. Just reveal him so I smack him around

 

Enough people know about where my accounts went when I stopped playing that I'm not hiding a thing. You on the other hand are some random person acting like you know the first thing about me. Find someone who knows me and they can prove it to you if you think I'm lying.

Even my enemies know I gave all my accounts away except this one.

 

Pac man, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it.

^edited slightly to make it more relevant.

 

Anyone dont read it then dumb ass. And cheese my bad then am mistaken

 

[*B]meh[/b]

 

Nice guide but needs something new and radical

 

Idk

 

That's great: "I don't know, Hur Durr."
Nice revised edition!
Too bad about the [/b ] fail, though.

 

Thanks Phoenix.

 

Stay tuned for more guides and threads!