How NOT to make a Reset Bomb

Discussion in 'Guides' started by Odysseus, Jan 6, 2014.

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  1. I still can't get over that ZAFT the biggest baddest association of butt buddies in KaW was so afraid of the prospect of a 300 bil reset bomb that they didn't strip an account for MONTHS over it. And then it turned out not to even be a bomb!

    Too funny.

    What's in a name? Apparently Fear Factor 10 for the WFTT crowd.
     

  2. It's not that we were afraid of it. The challenge was to do it and make a profit. It was a matter of skill. Anyone can use a sledge hammer. Tip toeing silently into the keep at night takes talent. Hell, you guys know we're not afraid to strip. Look at your rosters.

    Speaking of, a shout out to A-Little-Buttmonkey and Pete2 from the Ultra clan.

    We checked your ally list.


    More reader mail... "Beydd" writes... "hey I thought you might find this funny."

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    (Graphics courtesy of "Beydd" ZAFT Recon)

    Thanks, I do.

    Stay tuned for more updates. We're working on a special treat :)
     
  3. How am I derailing by asking him about his posts. Your ignorance is comical. Awesome thanks for your contribution. Btw you got a little something brown on your nose.


    Chair you failed to answer my question, instead you posted a paragraph of nonsense. Look at my allies all you want, 4 of them use to belong to WDGAF/Zaft members so they may look familiar to you :)

    A few more wars than me lol. You mean you've hidden behind Zaft, who has been in wars. I like to play individually. Its how I spent 2010 and 2011. Farming and having fun. But yeah bud youre a pro at everything you do. get off your high horse kid lol.
     

  4. Sure Oli, whatever you say. Now, as I told you when you first started posting on this thread, if you can't play nice with others, you'll have to move along. You're not here to learn anything. You're here to play Pooper Jr. and tell us how much men fear you, etc. If you want to participate you can either behave and ask relevant questions, or find the door.


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    More reader mail... "Jeff" writes..."what's with that pooh bear dude's signature? he needs to pick cute and cuddly or fierce. scary teddy bear doesn't work"

    I agree Jeff. It ain't working. People who have signatures are usually full time forum trolls. You have to keep them under supervision.
     
  5. Oli you just come across as butthurt. My interest in this thread is because after the first post by Chair I happened to check the owner and it was hooli so I saw the lies from the start.

    I'm no brown noser so run along and tidy your bedroom or something.
     
  6. You are so funny, can never respond to whats actually asked of you, but attempt to insult by posting random crap. Its like youre still in high school. :lol: No im not here to learn anything, no one is lol. you have nothing to teach. I asked you relevant questions, you posted irrelevant posts lol. Do you think its funny to make up stories about your reader mail , lmao. You should work in the media when you grow up. As for my signature? I was randomly googling olibear one time and it popped up. You don't like it? cry about it (more). Its a pity that's what you have to use to attempt to insult me. Chair, youre nothing but an imbecile and a joke. :lol: Only your random little buttbuddy kill or whatever its name is has anything to say. And they are just seeking attention, just like you. Possible Alt? doubtful but wouldn't surprise me. Supervise me all you want little guy, wont get you anywhere ;)
     
  7. Kill . you just come across as an idiot. Its a game, how can a game make me butthurt lol. I don't care about your interest. You're no one to me, or to anyone else for that matter. Do I care what you checked? No. Now PLEASE I beg you, stop wasting my time.

    You're the epitome of brown noser. But whatever you say kid.
     
  8. Day 1 - 430pm EST on 1/7/14 to 430pm EST on 1/8/14:

    Trooper - 103/114/11 stls on chairpad

    Chairpad - 0/0/0 atks on Trooper️


    Day 2 - 430pm EST on 1/8/14 to 430pm EST on 1/9/14:

    Trooper - 87/99/11 stls on chairpad

    Chairpad - 9/9/0 atks on Trooper

    2 DAY GRAND TOTAL:
    190/213/11 to 9/9/0

    And now for some fun facts (or perhaps funny facts is more appropriate). My starting losses were 33260. They are now 33292. 1 was an outgoing loss, 2 were from ireg, 14 were from Steph, 6 were from barcode roster number 7 in regulators. That's 23 of my 32 losses in exactly 48 hours. Chairpad accounts for the remaining 9. (All of the aforementioned attacks were documented on my wall as they occurred). In case you were wondering, 9/9/0 equates to 1 attack every 5.33 hours. Chairpad was capable of such kaw ferocity while using not only chairborne, but crimson-dragon, black-dragon, and the cute little barcode in zaft destiny (roster number 70) in a vain attempt to keep my spies at bay. He has effectively accomplished a whole new level of failure. Chairpad, you are indeed a farmer extraordinaire
     
  9. Chair - how come you never actually answer the question oil asks you?
     
  10. Kill - your not in this osw so not many ppl care about your opinion

    And your nose isn't brown - or non of us would know since it's tht far up chair
     
  11. Giving it up for chair - that's putting the "big ones" In. Well done.(u haven't been "regulated" have you)
     
  12. How can a game make you butt hurt? Ask all the people who have lost real money. How does social media make people do crazy things? It's all about ego. Like when you always call people "kid". It's an attempt to establish dominance. You're the mature adult one. I have a grandson doing his second hitch. I'm amused but it also kinda creeps me out a bit. An adult...well...ask Pooper to explain it.

    Anyway, adults DO play this game. Lose the men fear me routine. Consider changing the signature. I'm just sayin.

    More reader mail. "Eddy" writes..."hey chair, have they been watching your allies?"

    Probably not Eddy. I've been hiring and firing today. It keeps my cash out low so I don't lose much when I'm stolen. Plus it goes into strip funds.

    No word on when the Pooper will answer any questions. He has the time while his spies regen.

    Stay tuned for more developments.
     
  13. Yes, we know, Men fear you. Of course we know you lie, so basically your stats are worthless Pooper. Feel free to post screen shots of victories and such. I don't care. You're embarrassed because A) I stripped you and B) You couldn't keep me from breaking 5m stats. That's why you came here and tried to lie about the whole thing.

    Now are you going to answer the question or not? After sneakily having the bomb hired to cover your ass, why did you think telling us you were waiting for us to hire it back was a good cover-story?

    And have you fixed your modulators, will your bombs detonate now?
     

  14. Because he already knows the answer and you would too if you'd READ the thread. The reason he has allies now is because I was talking about when we stripped him LAST war, as I clearly said.

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    (Historical photograph from the Apoc War, courtesy of ZAFT Archives)


    I'm glad he's got a few allies now. Good for him. Dont get too attached to them.
     
  15. Remember this?

    And this?

    And this?


    I'm trying to get outside help? Who hired the bomb? You say you did. Who's trying to drag whom into what here?

    Spare me all the talk about your stats and who's "winning."

    Got answers?
     
  16. While we wait on Pooper to think up an answer, lets read more mail

    "Al" writes... "hey chair. love the pics. that monkey made an odd comment. how can you complain about someone not telling you it's bomb when the ally name has bomb in it?"

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    Well Al, I didn't notice that, thanks. That IS an odd comment. Maybe we can get the Monkey here to answer that. Stay tuned

    "Red" writes... "hey pooper. you complained I was too small so I asked a relative if they would provide a more worthy opponent. stop crying."

    You're right Red. Be careful what you ask for.

    Well, I have chicken thawing for dinner. Check in later for more updates.
     
  17. Thanks chair.. Great read
     
  18. Awesome read Chair a true classic in "verbal butt whoopin" 
     
  19. ^ Chair I know its so hard to read at your old age (lol yeah grandkids :lol: ) but here is my question again.

    Okay, They chose to waste thousands of dollars on a game. That is their choice not mine. Does it make me butthurt? Lol I don't care, its their choice to spend that much not mine. Do I suggest putting that much money into a game, not at all unless youre filthy rich. Social media makes people do crazy things because these people are weak minded/ mentally unstable. Am I either? lol nope, but thanks for the random post. Ego? Let me tell you something as you seem to have forgotten. This is a 9 plus Tap Tap game. (GAME) you act as if any of our posts actually affect anything in our lives. Like I told Kill, youre no one to me lol, I just play this game to pass my time. Sure there are people that I favor more than others, but it means nothing lol. (game). I say kid, to tell them they are acting like I child. If youre a grandparent then you should feel stupid, that youre actually on this game. With your maturity level I don't put you over the age of 15. Sure Adults do play this game, and most of them act as if they are adults. Men fear me? lol wtf you talking about, I don't care if people fear me or don't care about me, am I going to meet any of you in real life? No, would I like to? sure. some people really need to be set straight. Consider changing your maturity level, and get some new insults. the signature thing is getting pretty old there, Kid. Im just saying.
     
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