Guide to being a successful NOOB.

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Ghoomba, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. Lol you got it right the first time
     
    #161 *eagle-eyes (01), Feb 19, 2011
  2. My sincerest apologies sir

    *hits self over head with large, heavy, blunt object*
     
    #162 Ghoomba, Feb 19, 2011
  3. Lol it's fine
    *takes away large, heavy, blunt object to prevent further damage*
     
    #163 *eagle-eyes (01), Feb 19, 2011
  4. *lies on ground twitching uncontrollably*

    Kkk---kkkiii-killkillkilll------kill me...

    *tongue falls out and eyes roll back*
     
    #164 Ghoomba, Feb 19, 2011
  5. *rushes to the nearest hospital that specializes in people who hit themselves with large, heavy, blunt objects*
     
    #165 *eagle-eyes (01), Feb 19, 2011
  6. doctor: holy ****! This guy is messed up! Get the difibrilator!
    Nurse: here you doctor
    *still has tongue hanging out*

    *shocks chests and body spazzes*


    Heartrste monitor sparks to life and hope is gained. The room lurches and the monitor flatlined again.

    *sexy nurse kisses meh and I wake up, grab her and run away*
     
    #166 Ghoomba, Feb 19, 2011
  7. *decides that was the weirdest thing I've ever seen and goes outside to see the nurse unconcious and you hitting yourself again with the large, heavy, blunt thing. at which point I decide to follow your guide and demand you to hire me before you die! never once saying please*
     
    #167 *eagle-eyes (01), Feb 19, 2011
  8. Lmfao funny
     
    #168 THE_BOOGIE_WOOGIE_MAN, Feb 19, 2011
  9. Lmfao
     
    #169 Ghoomba, Feb 19, 2011
  10. STICKY!!! lol
     
    #170 Matthew4194, Mar 9, 2011
  11. Woah :shock:


    Forgot all about this
     
    #171 Ghoomba, Mar 9, 2011
  12. Smooth ghoom...
     
    #172 XxSHADEY_NINJAxX, Mar 9, 2011
  13. What?
     
    #173 Ghoomba, Mar 9, 2011
  14. OMGEEZUS! Damn ghoom! You have 10k posts now 
     
    #174 XxSHADEY_NINJAxX, Mar 9, 2011
  15. xD
     
    #175 Renamed5518, Mar 9, 2011
  16. Smooth that you forgot all about this...
     
    #176 XxSHADEY_NINJAxX, Mar 9, 2011
  17. So what? It's just a number.
     
    #177 Ghoomba, Mar 9, 2011
  18. A number that you are proud of.
     
    #178 Renamed5518, Mar 9, 2011
  19. A number that means nothing. It doesn't translate to real world happiness because it doesn't affect me in the real world.
     
    #179 Ghoomba, Mar 9, 2011
  20. You know it does, it's the reason why you are posting right now.
     
    #180 Renamed5518, Mar 9, 2011
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