Good Bye Leaving Kaw

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by lavueltadeleo, Apr 13, 2015.

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  1. I am sick. God. I must have 12 different types of brain cancer. Please pity me.
    /EndSarcasm :roll:
     
    #21 -LovelyDenial, Apr 13, 2015
  2. Why is it when someone leaves they always have cancer?
     
    #22 Chop-Suey, Apr 13, 2015

  3. Cause kawncer.

    I'm going straight to hell. Lolol
     
    #23 -LovelyDenial, Apr 13, 2015
  4. Okay I giggled at this
     
    #24 Rikkimaru, Apr 13, 2015
  5. Well played...
     
    #25 _FuLl--MeTaL__MaCHiNE, Apr 13, 2015
  6. If we were only so lucky
     
    #26 MadaraUchiha, Apr 13, 2015
  7. You think it would be lucky if I had brain cancer? Gee. I thought we would be lucky if we ever got rid of cancer, as in completely eliminated it from the planet.

    2 types of people.
     
    #27 -LovelyDenial, Apr 13, 2015
  8. Bai. Don't let the lack of a door hit you on the way out.
     
    #28 Thorn, Apr 13, 2015
  9. As a resident KaW doctor I have processed and reviewed the results from --kali-- and I'm afraid I have some bad news. I have verified that there are five cancers at play listed below:

    1. Dumb cancer
    2. Self-centered cancer
    3. Attention-seeker cancer
    4. Butt hurt cancer
    5. Make yourself look like and clown cancer

    In addition to a few other toxicology reports and studies I have also found out that the best method of treatment should be a reset followed by swift termination of all "edevices" and another round of "chemioterapyv" for the main cancer presiding and taking a toll on kali's health: Butt hurt cancer.

    Dr. K2

    P.S. I am your resident KaW MD providing a myriad of support, advice, and beneficial information to ensure you all stay healthy, happy, and not but hurt. Good day. 
     
    #29 K2, Apr 13, 2015
  10. I will be quitting kaw myself bc I have to have a major surgery like I had in the past.



    I barely survived the first time.
     
    #30 Davey_Jones, Apr 13, 2015
  11. Leave the op alone, have some respect for someone suffering for cancer
     
    #31 Hectorius, Apr 13, 2015
  12. I would, if KALI wasn't a compulsive liar.
     
    #32 Davey_Jones, Apr 13, 2015
  13. Please name those cancer why U posting with stateless noob if u are quitting post it with Ur main bud
     
    #33 IMadeUReadThis, Apr 13, 2015
  14. for some reason your pic is making my brain hurt troll machine.
    Kaw has scientifically been proven to cause cancer. Not worry because dogs have scientifically been proven to accurately detect who has cancer through smelling urine. Please pee in a bottle and make your dog smell it if you suspect you have cancer
     
    #34 shadows-in-the-neon-skys_smsjb, Apr 13, 2015
  15. How does the dog communicate you have cancer?
     
    #35 Davey_Jones, Apr 13, 2015
  16. dunno just saw it in the news. I suspect barking
     
    #36 shadows-in-the-neon-skys_smsjb, Apr 13, 2015
  17. He must be crazy
     
    #37 IMadeUReadThis, Apr 13, 2015
  18. My dog just drank the contents of the bottle. What does this mean Doc? How long do I have?
     
    #38 Thorn, Apr 13, 2015
  19. So if I pee in a bottle and make my dog smell it, if it barks I have cancer? If it doesn't im safe?

     
    #39 Davey_Jones, Apr 13, 2015
  20. I must be barking mad :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    #40 shadows-in-the-neon-skys_smsjb, Apr 13, 2015
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