Girl help plz?

Throw condoms and dildos at her till she gets the message.

 

This idiot is back. 

 

Yeah, mod needs to lock this garbage.

 

This sounds extremely unpleasant

 

I don't know. Think about what erections do.

 

This made my night hahaha

 

Pretty sure this was posted before

 

It's actually been posted twice before.

 

I actually thoroughly enjoyed this xD

 

Doesn't make it less funny.

 

It was never funny, snowman.

 

SOLUTION!

Be a rock.

Otherwise, you're screwed.

Have fun.

 

I'm going to use the excuse that I'm sick today and it's lowered my maturity levels.

 

A quote from one of the few decent Adam Sandler films I've seen

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

 

That story was a roller coaster ride the entire time

 

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Beautiful story!

 

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