Funny/Pointless Story Time!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Xx-ShadowWarriorYT-xX, Sep 22, 2015.

  1. im waiting for this to be banned
     
  2. You just strung together basic scientific forces and mathmatic words.. 
     
  3. It served about as much purpose as the ops thread. I thought it was on topic.
     
  4. Oh do entertain us with a stupid thread
     

  5. >Be BETA
    >Like, REALLY BETA.
    >This human you like works at a starbucks near your planet
    >Go there, hoping to harvest them or someshit
    >manage to build a hive somewhere, too BETA to attack their base
    >go back two days later, give her a Destroyer-Class Charge and some Tank-Class
    >Base actually had 500 TSFs
    >Humans
    >Manage to control the humans long enough to get back into the Carrier-Class
    >come back the next day, Human's arent there
    >Scan computer to find out where they are

    "Access Denied"

    >Repeat the scan
    >Base computer still doesn't know what's going on
    >walk out, energy low, etc. etc.
    >don't go for a week, to minimize chances of them not being there and running into computer again
    >show up again, They're there
    >charge with Grapple-Class and some other ****
    >Hand over a bunch of Tank-Class again, along with a few Soldier-Class to even it out
    >Humans kill them all
    >How much more do you need?
    >Send about...
    >Tree fiddy