Unpredictability sporadic, a dictionary fanatic, Verbally kinetic, my beat's overly frenetic, You could never check it, I'm the opposite of pathetic The friction on my diction is next to nil, Nuthin could ever stop it, I will never be still. Psyched up so much I could never be chill Ima hyperactively about to spill All over the competition till they have their fill Of my repetitive evidence showing off my skill Everything I do is focused on this Every words a target I could never miss Im sharpshooting phrases, you can call me Legolas. Givin the gift of rhyme like a saint Nicholas Nuthin can match me, I'm uber lyric precocious Supacallafragalisticexpealladocious!
Now, while he stands tough Notice that this man did not have his hands up This Free World's got you gassed up Now, who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf 1, 2, 3, and to the 4 1 Pac, 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4 4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1 You're Pac, he's Pac, no Pac, none This guy ain't no MC I know everything he's 'bout to say against me I am white, I am a bum I do live in a trailer with my mom My boy Future is an Uncle Tom I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob lol I win
I murder a ryme one word at a time gather 12kids from columbia high give em a ak47 a rovler and a 9 then stand em in a line that will solve any problem of mine
Yo, your raps ain't jack, You betta throw that crap back To the curb that they came from Or you mutha they be layin' on I'll take ya back to school Cause I see you're a fool Show ya how the game is played Just like it's another day Them haters keep on starin' Cause these expensive clothes I be wearin' The girls they all say "call me" They know make I make bank like salty My kingdom keeps on growin' My rhymes they won't be slowin' Stealin' your sorry self all day, You try to track when I hit the hay. Just when you think you have a shot I'll hit you so hard they take you out on a cot So if you learned one thing, it's remember my name And that's how I play the game. *disclaimer, just came up with it on the spot, trying out new things haha*
I'd participate but seeing as I've somehow spent more time in jail than anyone else in this thread and am currently sober it appears I'm way to qualified for this.
Sounds like you guys are trying to rap But you just can't say crap Because it doesn't go like that!! Keep up what you're doing but you'll never succeed Once you're up against me you'll fall on your knees If you don't believe then you just have to see Open your eyes and get ready to cheer Here come my rhymes make sure you have clean ears Now you better get ready because this is about to get heavy I gotta keep this up while I'm still a little bit drunk but it's all coming out of luck so i can't say much god damn it really sucks I'm in the moment, I'm trying to hold it, but i better be going because it's one in the morning
Truthfully, I wasn't even gonna touch this Last rapper I defeated, is still on crutches Ima beast on a beat, the streets jumpin dutches! Intense is the heat, mics melt when I bust it! In reality, money is all I put my trust in Friendship? Nah, mentality is to crush it! Im a veteran, vocabulary severin' Im on late night like Letterman I never leave the mic, Im better man! too clever and got it all together when... Rappers jammin this! Sharing is caring! and they girls are apparently staring! No mixed sigs, we're daringly pairing. And truthfully they tight... Like the g-strings they wearing! anyways a freestyle, so ima close it up.. like ya mouth when I grab a flow & bust! at rap Im just, all kinda cold and such nobody owns us or dares to throw a punch!
My spit is dope you're spit Is bad, Honestly you're worse than my grandad, Easiest opponent ive ever had, Youd make shady cry and biggie sad. You rhythm is lame, your rhymes are bland, Just like tesco lasagne - own brand, Tastes like crap, sell it you'll get canned, Or shot up on the block for less than a grand. Im a lyrical miracle, I'll blow up your swimming pool, Just to see what you do when your crew gets hysterical, My weed? Yeah. Sure. It's purely medicinal, You punks Drive my round the bend - not literal. My meth labs full of every chemical, My rap will knock your socks off and give you a chill, The girls love me, but you ain't got none still, May I suggest dignitas, I'll even pay your bill.
You tried your best but this is bad and Static's trash it makes me laugh but don't get mad and listen lad Maybe soon you'll realize who, is better than you Nothing personal dude but you make me puke I took you down just quit right now before you frown I saw the throne and took the crown I'm loving how this is working out So before you leave Remember me And how I will always be Your first defeat
Again since I've done more jail time than anyone else on this thread ... I just can't take any of you seriously.