Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V2.0]

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by -Kat, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    That didn't work...
     
  2. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Sorry
     
  3. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Guys, me and Potionmaster are making a Grand Guide to KaW

    This one is for beginners

    Ours are for people who know how to play KaW
     
  4. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    CONGRATS UNDEAD! DON'T ADVERTISE..... Uh...... 3RD PARTY..... Uh.... GUIDES!
     
  5. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    umm..

    Just saying...
     
  6. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Hehe
     
  7. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Well if you ever need my help, wall me. :) I'd be delighted to help in anyway.
     
  8. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Well now I gotta come back to this thread and give my unbiased opinion on strategy guides for noobs, seeing as all u noobs seem to wanna be in on these (not trolling, just offering up a tid-bit of strategy of my very own)

    1. Don't take advice from a noob who didn't even know a pwar was 48hrs long

    2. Don't take advice from someone named fiddler, they probably just fiddle around with this game, and don't actually know diddly squat

    3. The best way to grow isn't epic battles u noobsu have to pick the biggest guy u can. Then u attack and steal him repeatedly. Since he's so big, he pays better. Usually this is followed by other people wanting to also give u free gold. They come to u as noob rage and threats on ur walls. U call these links. Use links to maximize profit, and minimize time consumed maximizing said profit

    4. Vollies- u all know what they are
    Now time to teach u to maximize ur earning potential. Get a good amount of gold(5-10b) and a few speakers, and head on over to wc. No idiots not yet finish here first lulz. Now place an ad asking to help volley ur ally from x amount to y amount. Tell them u will keep. Assure them eventhen u volley up and drop out around 1b before agreed upon pricethis will also get u more links, again maximizing that profit. By now u should have gold just pouring in.

    5. WAR- yep time for war training little buddies. Disregard all other training u have been taught because mickeys school of hard knocks is open for business ok first thing u need to do if ur being farmed, is wall all the people farming u. U give them links, but this comes back to help u trust me. Cuz then they leave u links back in ur news feed. It all ties back into max profit, so of course its good for you


    OK I'm really stoned, the drugs are wearing off, and I need someone who really knows how to play to finish this epic noob guide for me. Or maybe I'll smoke another n come back to it later
     
  9. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    I  the creations in the noob guide :D
     
  10. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Tl;dr

    Trying too hard.
     
  11. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Nice guide 
     
  12. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Ironman6/6/9 assn p

    Not trying hard enough 
     
  13. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    You ever consider applying for mod? very usefull. Make a guide please
     
  14. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Well if you're going to be like that. Don't make a guide lol.
     
  15. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Thought u were talking about my guide at first. Guess that's another lesson to add to the guide


    Don't let anyone talk down on u. Get naked for ur pride If u have to. Once u let one run over u, it might just become a stampede
     
  16. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Could you hire me please? Wanna start moving foward with my kingdom
     
  17. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Could you hire me please? Wanna start moving foward with my kingdom
     
  18. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    Trolol?^
     
  19. Re: Fiddler's Guide for Newbies [V1.8]

    @1313
    Ask in wc