Feedback for Killer Reborn

Dont worry, i only feel the urge to kill Charizard/Dragonite, Unfortunatley he has an amazing amount of Wandering Villagers…

Commander: Lord Charizard, We are been attacked from the east!

Charizard: Well what are you waiting for, send out the troops!

Commander: We dont have any, the Estocs took our troops down.

Charizard: Oh well, send out every villager and hope for the best!
 
Plane I have alerted 911- kaw department they will be taking you in for thoughts of killing people. Just like KC and the little brother of the first victim
 
An interview at the Police office:

Interviewer: Ok, we are just gonna get your brain warmed up, we hear your not good at maths.

Me: Yes…

Interview: lets start, we'll start off easy at first, whats 300+33

Me: (Irish accent) A tree, a tree and a tree.

Interviewer: O__O… 333+333?

Me: Dirty tree, Dirty tree and Dirty tree!

Interviewer: -_______-… We'll try fractions then, What is 6 and two thirds equivalent too?

Me: Dirty tree and a turd.

Interviewer: Get out!! I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS STUPID INTERVIEW!!!!
 
Clarification:

Shawn Helm is the younger adopted brother of Jade Helm, KC's first victim. He is suffering from MPD, multiple personality disorder. It means he has different parts to him. Like multiple minds in one body. But the extra minds are struggling for control of the body against the original one. "Thomas", "Lucy" and "Julian" are the other personalities in Shawn. They act differently than Shawn. And yeah, most people with MPD are hospitalized. Especially if a personality is homicidal.  Sorry for the delay in chapters, taking a vacation to Disneyland.
 
Insaner = better. Why isn't Shawn in a mental institution enduring electro-shock therapy? Why is there a washing machine in my closet?
IM SO CONFUS3D!!! 
 
Elmo:I did it!! I have found out the killer!! This shall fit in perfectly with my plans…… *stands up*
Killer:My identity must remain a secret for the cycle to complete.
Elmo:What the heck are you doing in my lair?!?!
Killer:I turned on seasame street
*takes out a 6 inch knife and stabs*
Elmo:aargh!! *Crumples*
 
*Killer starts carving a "2" in Elmo's lair wall,elmo stands back up while the killers back is turned,grabs a tazer from his upper left weapon rack and fires*
Elmo:SUPRISE M0TH3RF**K3R!! Next time try not to stab some thing that has no internal or external organs!!
*Killer colapses and Elmo quickly turns to dorothy v.3.76*
Elmo:Move the project's host to the steaming room immediately. The operation was a success,funny how Damien choose another name.
Dorothy v.3.76:At once my lord,should i add a corrosive restraint to prevent it from acting out again?
Elmo:No i just need to adjust its code once it is purged from its current body,after all A.I's always paronoid,especially one of my design………
~~~~~~~~~~~~Prologue~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
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