Favourite Family Guy Quotes!!

I like the one where Meg grabs a pack of hot dogs and says I'm going to pretend you're the New York nicks.
Our the one where Peter decides to go celibate and Lois gets sick of it... No No no no no, oh I see what you're driving at

 

Stewie: I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total *****"

 

Love that episode 

 

Peter: what's cheesy Charlie's?
Chris: it's cool dad, they have this game where you put in a dollar AND YOU WIN 4 QUARTERS! I WIN EVERY TIME!!

 

Giggity giggity gigggity gooo!!! Alright!!!

 

Said by Mr Herbet himself..
"Hey Chris.. Before you can come inside, You have to answer a science question. 'How big is Uranus'"

:lol:

(Mods, it's simply referring to the planet. Sorry if you have a dirty mind and think of it otherwise)

 

You my nerf herder

 

Whose leg do I have to hump around here to get a dry martini

 

"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. "
( Glen Quagmire ) 

 

South Park > Family Guy

 

God lets see what haven't we done yet umm..oh yeah..have you ever given a spider monkey a reach around while reciting the pledge of allegience?

 

Pretend I'm one of your children......NOT MEG, NOT MEG

 

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

 

Cool ferwhip!