"There are two things I know to be infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And Im not so sure about the universe" - Albert Einstein
"Music is the one language That our hearts alone understand Yet the only language Our minds will never comprehend." I say it a little different every time and ive said it since i was a kid so i have no idea if its original or not.
"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best."
You should be aware, fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself - The Major
There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.
And lastly, the girls love this one: I've waited a long time to show these flowers how pretty you are.
Mom just get me a Pepsi, please All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi.