"You wouldn't be wrong to call me a fan of the Nazi Socialist party. They had the right idea, but just not enough follow through. Can someone get me a burger? I'm feelin' a Big Mac attack coming on." -Mahatma Gandhi at the Dallas Texas Leather Lover's Boot Convention, March of 1949.
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it's the courage to continue that counts" -Winston Churchill "Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what ya gonna get". -Forrest Gump "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin
Here is mine: What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo. By unknown soldier
"Give them nothing, but take from them everything" -King Leonidas of the Spartans. As he stood against hundreds of thousands of persians, with only 300 at his back
"There are three types of lies, white lies, blatant lies, and statistIcs." -not sure who this is from, but someone else in the forums quoted the person who said it.
"Sir, they have us surrounded!" "Poor basterds!" or the alternative, "Great now we can shoot anywhere!"
Either "Amateurs practice until they always get it right, professionals practice until they never get it wrong." Or "If everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane."