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NO ONE SEES THE WIZARD

 

"u never see them till it's too late..."
-moi

 

"do u not realize the self righteous are victorious only in their own defeat?"
-lejosh

 

"Free Swabia"

 

These made me smile.

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it."
- Mark Twain

 

Whoever said nothing is impossible.......never tried to slam a revolving door

 

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

 

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

 

When life gives you skittles throw them at people's faces and scream TASTE THE FRICKING RAINBOW!

 

"Superior firepower is an invaluable tool when entering negotiations." -- General George S. Patton

 

You dont know what u have until its to late

 

"I'm the milk man, Couch."
-CajunKing A.K.A. Ck

"Life is like a big soccer game. In the end when that final whistle blows it's not about how many people you owned, how long you played, or even how many goals you scored. All that matter is that you played your hardest and with all you're heart."

-Me.

 

"Socialism is a wonderful thing, until you run out of other peoples money !"

 

*facepalm*


One cannot fight stupid, stupid fights itself.

 

"No."

-Rosa Parks

 

Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the **** hid at?
Marvin: It's over th...
Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?
Roger: It's in the cupboard.
[Vincent starts looking in the upper cupboard]
Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.
Jules: We happy?
[Vincent continues staring at the briefcase's contents]
Jules: Vincent! We happy?
Vincent: Yeah, we happy.
Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this ****.
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****** up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

 

only in death does duty end - that's mine lol

 

"The best and most beautiful things can't be seen or even heard. The must be felt with the heart." Helen Keller

 

"What's dumber, my quote or you for reading it?"

 

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