Well while that happens you'll be eating bacon, which will counteract the effects making you perfectly fine
I'm sure some pansies will stop eating bacon after seeing this pic. Or atleast will start to feel guilty when they do.
Needs work Yay bacon! I want my Xmas stocking filled with cooked applewood smoked bacon, extra thick, and with a fullstack of waffles smothered in syrup and bacon gravy. Make it happen Captain, err I mean Santa.