Dungeons and Mtn Dew

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by CaptainPugwash69, Nov 29, 2015.

  1. After judging that this forum lacks sufficient banter, i CaptainPugwash69, earl of the dark lands of cheetosville and Disneyland, author of critically acclaimed "Fifty Shades Of Kaw" have taken it upon myself to create you all the greatest role play this forum has ever seen.

    Your character must be a noble and mighty hero who is apt at swordsmanship, archery or the magicks of noobcraft.

    He must be able to slay the fiercest of monsters, whether they be the strongest of dragons or the angriest of neckbeards.

    He could be so skilled in diplomacy he can swindle the finest of mithril sword merchants and calm even the stupidest of angry racist kids on Call Of Duty.

    Your character must use this format:
    Name:( eg Timothy the obese)
    Age:(between 0-69)
    Gender:(Male/Female/Caitlyn Jenner
    Class:(warrior/archer/noobgician/total sweat)
    Looks:( eg: with hair as golden as Donald Trumps, blue eyes, and a barbara Streisand nose)
    Special attributes:

    Anyone may join, but this tale of woe is not for the faint of heart
     
  2. inb4 trolls
     
  3. A for effort. Forums need interesting reads, no matter how fruity they may be.
     
  4. Name: Yardlhem of Yodenhiem
    Age: 32
    Gender: Male
    Class: Warrior
    Looks: Grey Beard
    Special Attributes: Once strangled a bear with bare hands. +5 charisma
     
  5. Who were the critics that acclaimed your book?
     
  6. Name: Twinky the cream filled

    Age: 29

    Gender: bruh

    Class: none. No manors either

    Looks: Golden, symmetrical, malleable

    Special attributes: i can talk