Dumb things you do while under the influence.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rikkimaru, Mar 1, 2015.

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    Found a crab on the beach with my buddies, captured it, proceeded to cook it alive without cleaning it, and ate it.

    After three minutes more or less we realized we could poison ourselves, so we proceeded to induce ourselves to vomit. We made a vomit competition; we started vomiting on each other.

    It was hilarious. 
     
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    Play kaw lol
     
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    Accidently sealed twice
     
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    i got married....
     
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    This one time I was drunken water skiing, and was talking smack to the boat driver, who was also drunk....

    He decided to drive over a school of jellyfish and cut the engine.

    I was stung repeatedly.
     
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    your mom
     
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    you sir are a fool
     
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    Sprinted across the Arc De Triomph roundabout in Paris during heavy evening traffic with a buddy.

    One of the scariest experiences I've had to date.
     
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    You do know that crabs are cooked alive, do you?
     
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    
     
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    Ew. >.< That's not okay.
     
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    I guess that's the point of being really drunk, doing stupid things you wouldn't do while sober.
     
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    He said dumb thing you've done sir lol

    Giving a friend a horrible lap dance. She totally loved it possibly 
     
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    I think I've been fairly lucky to be honest. When I'm drunk I'm not too stupid.
     
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    pole dancing around a lamppost
     
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    She didn't want the foot rub
     
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    In had an alt in this clan doing DS and they were fighting like babies over the regen of that attack only bar. I told them to shut up and max xtalled on that single action bar. Went off to sleep and woke up to a stinger drop. That turned out well I guess.

    On another occasion I messaged some random babe about god knows what. Woke up to a reply from her and read that I had actually asked her out for a date. And I didn't even like her. Now i stay away from my phone when I am drunk. Or at least try to.
     
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    I now see your point :|
     
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    Sit in the front of a boat blasting across the water, it's a softer landing when the boat went right and I went left. ️