Drinking and when to stop

What you drink mr. judgmental everclear good enough for you?

 

I always say when things become blurry I shall stop... But when I say that to myself.. . I'm a dam liar! It doesn't happen!! Lol

 

When I was younger I drank til passed out. Now drink 2 beers and I'm drunk and need no more. Easy on the wallet and the body

 

Stay away from FB that's for sure.

 

Stop when the girl you didnt think was to good looking first semester is on you, and you have no issues with it :lol:

 

High standards are a curse. Good thing alcohol is an equal opportunist when it comes to the ladies. Alcohol isnt superficial.

 

When you make forums about drinking

 

Whenever someone has to point out the shot glass you are using is a double shot and not a single shot 

 

Herradura, the three Bs (Blaintans Bookers Bakers), Laguvulin, Blue Coat...

 

I can feel my cheeks go numb and that means I'm a couple drinks from the point of no return

 

When I'm out of money or out of booze.

 

I do this without alcohol

 

When I have to swerve from the other side of the road.

I need a #GoogleSelfdrivingcar

 

You guys sound like a bunch of quitters..

 

best of :lol:

 

I don't drink I prefer some good ol edibles...and you don't have to stop with weed

 

When you wake up next to the chick your best friend has been trying to hook up with for over a year.

Sorry bro.