Drinking and when to stop

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by theKimber, Nov 13, 2015.

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  1. I know when to stop drinking when my lips start getting numb. What about you?
     
    #1 theKimber, Nov 13, 2015
  2. I stop drinking when my wife gets pretty. It takes awhile.
    Edit; or when I feel like I can drive even though I cannot. You know? The feeling where you can jump off a building and survive. The you're so drunk, you're sober feeling.
     
    #2 TankedTheMlLICIOUSMurderer, Nov 13, 2015
  3. When i'm looking for my phone while it's in my hand
     
    #3 Kalashnikov, Nov 13, 2015
  4. When my friend thats supposed to be dd is wrecked and his sister takes me he
     
    #4 idontevenwar, Nov 13, 2015
  5. I stop drinking when tequila starts tasting good, and I start telling everyone I love them.
     
    #5 geno, Nov 13, 2015
  6. When I can't lay on the ground without holding on
     
    #6 Muskegon, Nov 13, 2015
  7. When my stomach needs to be pumped, my organs start to fail and I succumb to an alcohol poisoning induced coma.
     
    #7 Siera117, Nov 13, 2015
  8. Drink til you no longer care 
     
    #8 BarbieFoundTheWhiskey, Nov 13, 2015
  9. Only reason to stop is when you run out
     
    #9 -ScarCrow-, Nov 13, 2015
  10. You just won the internet
     
    #10 Pie, Nov 13, 2015
  11. I stopped drinking when I realized I was an alcoholic
     
    #11 ISS_CynderStryke_ISS, Nov 13, 2015
  12. You're my favorite
     
    #12 II-II_VoO_BlaCk_BaRt_DoO_II-II, Nov 13, 2015
  13. I'm such a downer lolz
     
    #13 ISS_CynderStryke_ISS, Nov 13, 2015
  14. I only drink when i run out of heroine or cocaine

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    #14 ToddStlllluvsBacon, Nov 13, 2015
  15. Stop drinking when I start stumbling that's somewhere at about 10-14shots (in an hour) lol

    Liquor of choice Captain Morgan spiced rum
     
    #15 IllllIIIllllllllllIIIIIlIlIlIl, Nov 13, 2015
  16. you call that drinking? (captain Morgan)
     
    #16 ToddStlllluvsBacon, Nov 13, 2015
  17. When there is no more alcohol left
     
    #17 Martyn, Nov 13, 2015
  18. When I reset.
     
    #18 Drgn, Nov 13, 2015
  19. When I pass out? Duh
     
    #19 Oli_MaCHiNE-Bear, Nov 13, 2015
  20. ...stop? What is stop??? o_O
     
    #20 LMABAO, Nov 13, 2015
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