Different, But Alike

Both help keep something warm


Aztec and noobs


Oh wait, it's the same thing....


Inertia and apes

 

Pizza carton and sweatshirt.. Both are symbols that you stopped caring about your bulging gut

 

Both will make your clean clothes smell if put into your wardrobe dirty.

A foot and an apple

 

A foot and an apple.. Both can be shoved up..

Nvm

 

Foot and apple? Worms can eat through the skin and nom down on the delicious nuggety inner flesh.



Toilet seat and Coat hanger

 

You can stick your hand through both of them

White people and tangerines

 

Toilet seat and coat hanger.. Men will never use them

 

Papers to roll up my grass, then smoke
Petroleum and candy

 

Bad thread? Much?

 

White people and tangerines..

Both are never more than 2in in diameter

 

ashes I love you no homo 

 

My wife says they both taste sweet.

Kaw and semis

 

Semi automatic guns or semi-formal dances?

 

I think he meant semi errection 

 

Neither satisfy me fully
England and Walmart

 

Everyone there is ugly and have bad teeth


Kaw and eagles.

 

Both are slowly dying

Swimming and acne

 

You really don't want to see bodily fluids in/outside of them



King Louis and -Willy2Tyme-

 

Both got stripped of their title and publically executed.