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If I had a time machine, I'd travel to the past just to **** with everyone with my technology.

No, I wouldn't do any good deeds or thwart any evil dictators.

 

Ahh... Good luck in your plan

 

The Chinese already beat me to it. I'll devise a new plan.

 

I though this was gunna be like a progressive commercial ad

 

Go as fast as the speed of light…

Light takes time to travel to your eyes so technically, your seeing things in the past.

 

You're a noob